Most people can agree that few things in this world are better than a handcrafted burrito. Moe's out in East Boca is literally mouth watering. I am like Pavlov's dog just thinking about that place...
However, within the inveterate burrito preparing system lies a fundamental design flaw, which eats away at me while I eat away at my burrito. More often than not, the contents of burritos are not evenly distributed throughout. Let me explain...
As much as I enjoy large bites composed entirely of cheese, I spend the majority of my meal piecing bites together in my mouth from all ends of the burrito in search for the perfect mix; that one perfect bite.
Of course I never find it.
At the end of the meal, I am stuffed, yet unsatisfied; kind of like the girls I used to try and date in 8th grade.
I suppose I could have gotten a burrito bowl or cut my burrito with a fork and knife, you know, like a European, but it’s just not the same. Why can’t they just mix up the contents prior to construction and just put an end to this chaotic madness.
Why?!
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